June 26th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Farts In the Wind
Michael Jackson’s death saw promoter AEG Live say goodbye to about $500 million in revenue from his planned concerts. I’m sure that the California legislature is sobbing uncontrollably because of the lost “revenue”. While the promoter has claimed to be “well insured” for the losses, who is their carrier? AIG?
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June 24th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in The Golden Turd Award
…and the winner for excrement in politics this week is…
Mark Sanford
In Spanish, Buenos Aires means fair winds or good air. Well, Mark Sanford let rip with a real stinker. Instead of stoically walking the Appalachian Trail and searching his soul, he admitted to doing the horizontal tango. Not only did he let his state down, [...]
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June 23rd, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Farts In the Wind
If the President smokes around Bo, would PETA get their collective panties in a bunch?
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June 23rd, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Washingtons Morning Dump
Class. CLASS! SHUT UP! Thank you.
Today we were given a lesson in Ecobomics and how Obamath will deliver us from the depths of recession. Let’s review.
The president spoke of his grand plan for a green economy and all of the jobs that “could” be created by this initiative. Could? Nice definite-maybe. While working towards a [...]
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June 20th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in The Golden Turd Award
This weeks winner for excrement in politics is…
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June 20th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Local Piles
No place is immune to the crappings of modern politics. State, county and municipal government have all been living large on the backs of the people. Local Piles is a place to get our collective s#@% together about how the politicians right in our own back yard tend to go with the flow. [...]
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June 20th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Washingtons Morning Dump
Water Bored with Politically Correct Politicians.
Did anyone see Rob Bishop on Fox the other day? If not, here you go. I have a lot more respect for the politician who comes out and says he wants to see Nancy Pelosi take a big bite of the CIA-bashing turd she laid, than the one [...]
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June 20th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Farts In the Wind
Welcome to The Steaming Pile…at The Steaming Pile you will find categories such as ‘Local Piles’ where you can search for your State’s flub-ups, ‘The Golden Turd Award’ for idiot of the week, and of course ‘Farts in the Wind’ with our famous rhetorical one-liners.
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June 19th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Washingtons Morning Dump
Cash for Clunkers -The Name says it All!
The House and Senate continued to define Obamath with the passage of the $106 billion emergency war bill. In doing so, they could not have added a better piece of pork to show that it remains politics as usual in Washington. Despite President Obama’s promise to cut waste.
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June 11th, 2009 by dceaser Posted in Washingtons Morning Dump
It’s not New Math, It’s Obamath
Ever since his first day in office, our President has been throwing numbers around. But they just never seem to add up. Lets see…
Banks: $180 Billion
Toxic Assets: $100 Billion
AIG: $ 70 Billion
Fannie/Freddy $ 85 Billion
Foreclosure Relief $ 50 Billion
GM/Chrysler $ 80 Billion
“Other” $ 85 Billion
To Be Spent [...]
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